I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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