I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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