I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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