i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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