Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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