did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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