Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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