my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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