I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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