You're completely useless in the revolution.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
this just has baby written all over it
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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