Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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