census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I believe in your delicious
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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