let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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