I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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