Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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