Ambien. No doubt about it.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
high people should be assigned attendants
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
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easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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