...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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