I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
The struggles of a small town man whore
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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