So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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