What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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