just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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