I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
