i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just high enough for therapy.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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