I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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