how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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