yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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