I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
