were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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