they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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