their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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