i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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