Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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