I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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