did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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