We're like a lot better than the average bears
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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