I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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