he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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