i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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