her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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