She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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