Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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