do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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