yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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