I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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