I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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