You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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