Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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