Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
So much rum. So many feels.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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