so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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