All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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