So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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