at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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