Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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