Its about making memories worth repressing
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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